This past November, when SWWBO and I were cruising the Caribbean, our much beloved Daughter-in-Law Ashely and Prodigal Grandson Miles Castle-sat, providing security and critter care. Part of providing security is being able to man the ramparts with the giant scattergun should the Zombie Apocalypse start. So here, Miles is going through crew drill training and familiarizing himself with the position sketch, ably supervised by his Grand-Mother-Dog, Sergeant Kiki. Given the assininity of present day...