This would be over-the-top for a satire site, so clearly... it's true. Head of Air Force sex-assault prevention busted for allegedly groping woman. Leave aside the irony - Clearly, the vetting process was flawed. And one wonders, over a career, how many times a problem with alcohol was covered by his bosses? I.e., a cultural problem in the Air Force? And the Navy. And the Army. And, frankly, probably the USMC, as well. And the Democrat party. And the Republicans. Heh. I see that ol' demon...