Why we don't live in the city, but instead in a Castle on the top of a hill. Yes, Virginia, there are hills in Kansas. Even if mostly only by perception, when you're standing on the valley floor. Which is pretty much true in our case, since we live in the part of Kansas that was sanded by the last glaciation. As a measure of how bad internet access out here currently is - it took 14 hours for this video to load to YouTube. About 13 hours and 50 minutes longer than it would have taken had...