Meet Recruit Private Suellen. She's still a recruit and not a full-fledged member of the Exterior Guard because she's had to recycle "Protected Castle Species" twice for mis-identifying chickens as okay-to-terminate with predjudice. She was almost summarily executed by an on-the-spot drumhead courtsmartial convened by SWWBO. Recruit Private Suellen is on Quarters due to recent surgery performed to affect certain, um, biological imperatives, the periodic manifestation of same is...