The good men of This Ain't Hell have put up the National Finals poll for the First Annual Jesse McBeth Stolen Valor Awards. Here are your two finalists: MSGT Soup Sandwich: Showed up for a graduation ceremony at Fort Benning (Sand Hill), on Wed, 15 Jun 2011, wearing AF uniform with 15 rows of awards and decorations, and 7 badges from the Army and Air Force. Claims to be a wounded medic. Likes to inhale shoe cleaner. ACTUAL RECORDS GEN Ballduster McSoulpatch: Friends with the Dalai Llama and Steven Segal. Was Vice President of Asian Operations, Samaya, Inc., and in the Army was “Advisor to the Commander-In-Chief (1995-1999) regarding S.E. Asian Affairs, with a specific focus on Thailand, Cambodia & Laos.” Claims to have attended Standford, Assumption University, Purdue, DLI, and JFKSWCS. Arrested wearing a diaper on his head. ACTUAL RECORDS. Go over to This Ain't Hell and cast your vote for the "winner"... BTW, http://www.thesniper.us/ created the portraits. Thanks, Sniper!
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Oct 25 2011, 01:50 AM
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