As an American of extremely Swedish descent I must wholeheartedly protest the latest outrage from the already disgraced TSA. They have revised their policy of aggravating everyone and now will focus their junk touching and hatred on my people. We should not generalize, and it is clear that not all Swedes are terrorists, but all terrorists are Swedes. These radicals have perverted the beautiful Nordic religion of peace and turned it into an ideology of hatred. The facts clearly show that the men who try to smuggle bombs onto airplanes have blond hair, blue eyes, are between twenty and forty years old, believe in the supreme god Odin, and carry names like Ingmar Johansson. They talk funny and they love smorgasbord, which is a traditional Nordic meal with lots of raw fish, and every Swede can drink alcohol in amounts that would kill six reindeer within three minutes. How do we make sure these bomb-laden Swedes don’t board our airplanes? How can we recognize these radical Nordic terrorists? Should we check dark-haired Asians called Honda? Italians called Ferrari? You keep your filthy non-aquavit swilling paws off us Odinists. You have probably never even killed a reindeer and drunk the blood from it's still beating heart. You know nothing of the dark rituals where we take the children of Christians and use them to leaven the fluffy white loaves we use to sop up the guts of those raw fish you so ignorantly deride. Damn you and all of the untermensch who live below whether measured by latitude or grace, dignity and pure, raw, axe-wielding, skull-cleaving awesomeness. If this disrespect continues, we will be forced to kill innocents, put women in potato sacks and rape farm animals.
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Posted
Nov 20 2010, 07:19 AM
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