Nick from Ranger Up mourns the retirement of an American icon. Now who will shoot terrorists in the leg on TV. Jack Bauer is Ranger Up’s freakin’ Hero of the Week. You know why? There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer. Last night Jack saved the World again, and yet rumors abound that Fox is cancelling 24. Good call Fox. Maybe you can run more episodes of American Fucking Idol or Bones? I’ve never seen Bones, but after 24 the previews told me the two main characters are finally going to date…that’ll probably help ratings…after all it worked for Moonlighting…
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Apr 13 2010, 12:18 AM
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