...I'm going to go with, "Virgins tossed into the volcano to appease the Great Spirit (and deflect attention away from the whores who are really responsible for this mess)" meme.Which, of course, does a disservice to members of the Oldest Profession.So,the interim head of the BATFE, Kenneth Melson, leaps into the pit to distract the not-terribly-interested press (but he'll stay on the payroll, because well, this is the government, where being sacked means never having to miss a...