No, no. Not Ben Affleck and Matt Damon... much less Alanis Morrisette
“I don’t believe in guns,” said Dorsey. “I don’t own a gun. I’m totally at the mercy of my saviors. They obviously sent two angels to help me. These people protected me when I couldn’t protect myself.”
Heh. Good thing the Angels believed in fantasy weapons.
In a further example of muddled thinking (hey, he'd just been mugged and witnessed a gunfight, I'll cut him some slack) he's got who had whom at whose mercy backwards. His choice to not believe in physical objects that actually do exist put him at the mercy of a guy who did believe in them, and using them for nefarious purposes. He was never at risk from the angels...
Wonder how he feels about gun bans now? I'm sure he'll square his reality with his weltanschauung after his anti-gun friends stage an intervention.
But yes, the Brady Campaign would spin this as
"There would have been no one hurt had those two goons with guns not shown up and started shooting." And found that to be a preferable state of affairs.
Read the complete post at http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2013/01/supernatural_be.html
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Jan 13 2013, 08:21 AM
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Argghhh! The Home Of Two Of Jonah's Military Guys..