Now, as the grognards will attest (in case you still haven’t figured out how to tell just when I am and when I’m *not* pulling your leg), the Singer Sewing Machine Company *did*, in fact, produce a bunch of M1911A1 pistols for the Army in 1940. What the grognards sometimes overlook is that the Singer Sewing Machine Company manufactured more Singer Sewing Machine Company-manufactured Singer Sewing Machines than Singer Sewing Machine Company-manufactured M1911A1s.I will attempt to rectify...