No, really. I mean, most of us manage to, you bleepin' hypocrites. Oh, I know, you're just too busy... doing the important work of government. And it's all for the children, etc etc etc. Yadda yadda yadda. Talk to the hand. It should be a presumptive firing offense when you work for the FedGov if you don't pay your taxes. Sure, stuff happens. And that should be a defense. But you should have to frickin' defend yourself. A new report just out from the Internal Revenue Service reveals...