On the Dangers of Being a North Korean Journalist...

"That reeks of awesome!!! Some things that occurred to me.

1. When the pistol is empty, you hear two clicks as they continue to attempt to fire. This indicates a basic mistrust of their weapons/ammo.

2. Their lunch transports itself. It also provides entertainment until lunchtime. Which comes right after the steeplechase.

3. Our officers wish they could point pistols at guys with microphones. Ergo, N Korea is more free.

4. The Norks are enthusiastic AND angry... which is a good combo anywhere you find it.

5. Who did the fat guy blow to get the extra chow? NONE of the other guys were fat, and then there's this guy who looks like a stunt double for L'il Kim. You just know that ain't right.

6. The soldier whose likeness appears on the nork targets should procure one for himself. That is so freakin' awesome that he should get an ARCOM just for that. I also wonder what that particular soldier did to inspire the ire of the entire North Korean Army. Whatever it was, he deserves a medal for it. Since we're handing them out for playing video games these days."

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