Those wacky Finns...

 Except a REAL soldier would know never to do this, because 5 minutes after you got finished, you would be ordered to move immediately, and it would all be for nothing, and you would just be all pissed off and all your troops would think you were an idiot for making them do all that useless work.

And in the 5 minutes before you get that move order, the battalion commander drives by, and he sees this thing, and he turns to the S-3 and says, "Hey, that's really great. Change the battalion SOP so every tank has to do that every time they stop."

And the S-3 says, "Yes, sir! Great idea!" and he takes down the bumper number of your tank, so pretty soon, everybody knows who the troublemaker is. And your stock hits rock bottom, and you wind up getting out of the army and becoming a Wal-Mart greeter. But hey, nice cammo. Idiot.

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