Meanwhile, at a classic meeting of a Rural Electric Cooperative...

Argghhh!
My bid to take over my electrical cooperative in order to ensure that Castle Argghhh! would get a co-generation plant built on-site failed as I was unable to unseat the incumbent board member at the Annual Meeting.

Of course, I was outnumbered.  He's a farmer and he brought his family.

Hell, there were 35 door prizes and only 42 people present at the meeting, 6 of whom were ineligible for a door prize.

I didn't even win a door prize.

And because of the damn diet, I couldn't even eat the cookies.

This world domination thing is going to be harder than I thought.  It seemed so simple, I was going to get elected to the board, then find a local twit to burn down the main office, get the President of the Board to abdicate in my favor, at which point I would promply stack the board with my cronies, suspend the by-laws, and move out smartly from there, taking over that little co-op to the east.  After that, I'd settle the hash of those western co-ops and then move on to the prize - the Investor Owned Utility in a bloody proxy-battle to secure power for my peeps!

Read the complete post at http://www.thedonovan.com/archives/2012/04/meanwhile_at_a_1.html


Posted Apr 25 2012, 06:34 AM by Argghhh! The Home Of Two Of Jonah's Military Guys..