A is for apple and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float!Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic instead.Now The Alphabet:A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show.J is for joints, out of socket, won't...
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May 23 2011, 06:37 AM
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