Funny you should ask.*ringing phone*Me: Hello?Female Animal Rescue Volunteer: Bill? [name redacted]. Listen, we've got a dog and she needs some help. Me: As in...?FARV: Well, she's not socialized, and she's never had any training, and you're good with big dogs, and ['nother name redacted] won't go near her because -- well, the people we got her from say...*conversation trails off*Me: *What* did they say, specifically?FARV: They said she hates men.Me: Ahem. I'm a man.FARV...