...that people send you jokes about getting old. The other advantage to getting old is that you've probably forgotten that you already saw them last week. Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the retirees' biggest gripe? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: What is considered formal attire to a retiree? Answer: Tied shoes. Question: Why do retirees count pennies? Answer: They are...
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