One of the advantages of getting old is...

Argghhh!
...that people send you jokes about getting old. The other advantage to getting old is that you've probably forgotten that you already saw them last week. Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the retirees' biggest gripe? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: What is considered formal attire to a retiree? Answer: Tied shoes. Question: Why do retirees count pennies? Answer: They are...

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