'Cuz we are nothing if not service-connected. (Inside joke for all of us "percentage-of-person-remaining" types) If you'll recall (doubtful, because *nobody* left a comment -- slackers!), in one of my three -- feel free to triple my salary, John -- posts last week, I introduced the importance of context in interpreting a sign posted in a foreign language that was also in a foreign script. "Thanks for that, you geriatric nerd Bill," you murmur gratefully, "but what...