For reasons as yet unclear John has offered me an outlet for my wisdom and humor. Well, I think I'm wise and funny anyway. Others have different opinions. YMMV By way of introduction: Was an Army brat until my dad was KIA in Korea. Yeah I'm THAT old. I'm a member of the Tonkin Gulf Yacht Club. Been shot at, and shot back. Got spit at and called names while in uniform back in the '60s. Then turned hippie after discharge and went to Woodstock. I wasn't anti-war, etc. Just liked...