Major outbrief to senior people, some of whom authorize people to write checks to other people for services rendered, and those people write a check to me for rendering the services (with their cut taken, of course). And then there was the whole Rotary thing that ate up yesterday. And I've been playing Doom this morning. And Damncat has been trying to get my attention. And Gunner has a paw on my knee. Then Damncat walks across the keyboard, opening Facebook to Aunty Brat's page. And I find...