July 2011 - Argghhh!

Nope, not funding for stealth technology -- sneaky funding for an organization that was specifically barred from receiving funding.Remember ACORN? Remember back in October 2009, when ACORN and ACORN-affiliated organizations were barred from receiving gummint funding, aka, taxpayer dollars?Betcha thought even the President From ACORN wouldn't have the gall to break a law that he signed with quite a bit of fanfare, didn't ya?If you did, you were wrong. He did it in March, to the tune of $79...

Non-standard in that I take away *all* your whinage about scale. There's cat hair *and* a ruler in there. To forestall the nit-pickage, the ruler is marked in inches. Not arshins, nor Sumerian Nippur Cubits, etc. [The pic will embiggen if you rub its belly] You figure out what it is pretty quick, I'm thinking. The question is - what's it a component of? We'll see who has their geek on....

Because even see-gar chompin' sojers who self-identify with giant bipedal iguanas having radioactive halitosis have birthdays, and today is his.Yup. Sgt. B of the Gun Line, former Marine, current Sojer, troll-biter, aficionado of Ma Deuce, (even though a 20mm round makes a scarier paperweight)long-time Castle Denizen and official Grand Vizier to Moat Princess Maggie, has seen another circuit around the sun.And, in honor of same, Maggie has gifted him with -- ummmm -- well, you'll have to...

Heh. Neffi: " Certainly its not a fiber optic light in a gun bore." Only because of how he chose to define gun bore (which would essentially be an alternate definition of colonoscopy...)

Bill - mebbe you oughta pop on over an check on him... I know he was working on a book of some sort...Subject: Advice from a retired husband... It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my...

Despite Heartless Libertarian's assertion to the contrary - the Armorer is not moonlighting in the Canuckistanian Army. Though apparently I *could*...

Retired 40-bagger Kevin Byrnes needs some help moving some money he rustled up in Iraq. I'm gonna help the old boy out, because he sent money this way that kept me employed, it seems like I should return the favor, right? Anybody else want in? My name is General Kevin P. Byrnes, the former United States Army Training and Doctrine Command (TRADOC). Actually, I acquired 17.3 Million US Dollars from an oil business I did in Iraq with an Iraqi citizen. I need a good partner who I can trust to assist...