Because even see-gar chompin' sojers who self-identify with giant bipedal iguanas having radioactive halitosis have birthdays, and today is his.Yup. Sgt. B of the Gun Line, former Marine, current Sojer, troll-biter, aficionado of Ma Deuce, (even though a 20mm round makes a scarier paperweight)long-time Castle Denizen and official Grand Vizier to Moat Princess Maggie, has seen another circuit around the sun.And, in honor of same, Maggie has gifted him with -- ummmm -- well, you'll have to...