...not by me. I dunno who by.I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.(a fine example of Deductive Reasoning - - poorly applied)1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcoholcontent.3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. Isaid,'Thyroid problem?'5. I don't do drugs 'cause...