So, the neighbor calls at 7:30AM on a Sunday morning. That pretty much is *never* good, at least not here at Castle Argghhh! She Who Will Be Obeyed is bundled up like an Eskimo on an ice floe out feeding the fowl. 6F outside, *before* you add the 30-knot wind. The wind blew over the smoker, sent the trash cans to the neighbors (a 1/4 mile away around here - and those are the *close* neighbors), and most annoyingly, blew open a gate. So the horses went trekking in the out back.Neighbor called...